Stop following me around, my friend
Haven’t we talked about this before?
You still don’t get it, you’re dense to the core!
There you sit, devising ways to ensnare me,
Go away, you don’t scare me!
Go and camp on someone else’ floor
You’re not welcome here anymore!
I hate to admit it, but you do have some power
Once you’ve arrived, its hard to make you leave
I would talk about manners, but you don’t have any, I believe!
I despise your wicked, underhanded ways
How you sneak up undetected, avoiding my gaze!
But I’m smarter than you, I’ll have you know!
You’d better leave quietly, or I’ll make you go.
‘Cos I’m sure that will really tip the scale
And if that doesn’t work, I can hop and skip
Then lets see how you manage to keep your grip!
Begone!!! You worthless load of extra pounds!
I don’t want to see you around!
Make no trouble and I’ll be nice
Else I’ll be forced to EXERCISE!!